There’s a deer in my front yard like what even? I live in urban Boston.
New goal: stop making myself emotionally available only to dudes who are (1) in relationships or (2) looking for casual sex.
mission: muthafuckin accomplished.
HELP I AM BORED AT WORK.
Q:I would have also accepted "All of the penis."
I AM LORD OF APPROVING PENIS PICTURES.
Is this sufficient? :3
Q:How many penises do you see in a day?
The last scorecard I received said I approved 4,000 pics in a week. So that’s about 800 every day. Not all of them are dick pics, btw ;-) Some of them are bums.
Q:do you always ask yourself questions on tumblr?
yes. what of it?
Q:how do you get to work?
I usually take some combination of trains, busses, and walking to work. Today was different, however. I drove to a train stop in the city, switched lines, and walked the rest of it. It’s not a very fun process. Takes between 1.5 and 2 hrs. Booo.
I am at work on a Saturday. Clicking NSFW shit and tweeting to random porn stars because it’s my job.
Q:How does one go about trading nudes? Can I just email you some? ;)
I mean I prefer getting messages on here, but e-mail would be fine, too. What’s your e-mail, anon?
Q:Do you ever trade nudes?
YUP. But in a dignified way. I’m a lady.