August 2012
118 posts
Tumblr is maybe the one place in the world where you can post unoriginal, black and white photography, and claim that you're deep without being challenged.
July 2012
114 posts
Today, I...
- woke up at 7
- dropped my dad off at work
- went to job 1 (delivering dental prosthetics)
- came home to take in the recycling, trash, and yard waste bins
- fixed the cable (me? i know)
- baked a lemon-meringue pie (me? obviously)
- did the dishes
- cleaned the kitchen
- put the sheets back on my bed (not that the past month without them has been unbearable… )
- did a load of laundry
AND i’m going to job 2 (whole foods) at 4:30-10:45
if i could just learn to shove a work out in my schedule, i could very well be in the 2016 olympics. watch out world.
tumbly-wumbly replied to your post: you guys, my feet ache and every gay guy that i work with is coupled off.
I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before you meet a guy. Must be a rule that there has to be one single guy working. Now if only you would hire a new gay single guy, but where would you find one of those… Hmmmm….. I wonder…
the… internet?! the internet. yep, the internet. that’s my final answer. i have to wonder how every gay guy at work has a partner, too. gay men are not very social creatures (just me? hokay).
you guys, my feet ache and every gay guy that i work with is coupled off.
whatever. i’m getting cheese fries.
Hot work guy has boyfriend and a plan to adopt several kids.
I want a boyfriend and plans to adopt several animals…
“Well the word “faggot” really means a bundle of sticks you used for kindling in a fire. Now in the middle ages when they used to burn people they thought were witches, they used to burn homosexuals too. And they used to burn the witches at the stake, but they thought the homosexuals were too low and disgusting to be given a stake to be burned on, so they used to just throw the in with the kindling with the other “faggots”. So thats how you get “flaming faggot”. You might want to know that every gay man in America has probably had that word shouted at them when they’re being beaten up, sometimes many times, sometimes by a lot of people all at once. So when you say it, it kind of brings that all back up.”
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Rick Crom, Season 1 Episode 2 of “Louie”, pretty much explaining why I don’t like using the word “faggot”. (via minorfour)
Almost the entire reason why I don’t use “F” the word.
whaleboyslifeininstagram replied to your post: guys there is this totally hot guy at work who is older and sensitive and did i mention hot?
Do you know if he’s gay?
yup, he is gay. yesterday, he was telling me who was gay at our branch and told me: “you know i’m gay, right?” (evidently because i didn’t know another co-worker was), and i was like “YEAHIKNOWDUHOFCOURSEYOU’REGAYOBVIOUSLY.” after an uncomfortable silence and miniature explosion in my brain, i also said, “i’m also gay. glad we had this talk.” then i slapped him on the shoulder like a dude-bro and walked away, which was hard because my foot was in my mouth.
another successful interaction with a man, y’all.
trungles replied to your post: trungles replied to your post: guys there is this…
No, no, it’s way easier to put his dick in your mouth first. It shows initiative, like a confident handshake.
you’re right. what was i thinking?! this is the international gay greeting, after all. zippers down, hands at your side.
hudsonrainsnottheriver replied to your post: trungles replied to your post: guys there is this…
i like this haughthoundstooth person. i like the way they think.
mac’s my roommate from freshman year at college. he’s a genius with an unsinkable sex drive.
trungles replied to your post: guys there is this totally hot guy at work who is older and sensitive and did i mention hot?
TALK TO HIMMM
I am! Of course—but how do we get from casual conversation to “so what color are we gonna paint the walls?”
haughtyhoundstooth replied to your post: guys there is this totally hot guy at work who is older and sensitive and did i mention hot?
I think the first step is to put your dick in his mouth.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
guys there is this totally hot guy at work who is older and sensitive and did i mention hot?
HALP. NOTHING IN LIFE HAS PREPARED ME FOR WHAT I NEED TO DO NEXT.
It's difficult not to love your life when this happens.
what all is all this massive list of things to-do? I ask only to make you look at again and decide if anything can wait. maybe that'll reduce some of the stress.
well, most of it is related to fixing my car. i drove down to cape cod so i could get canine companion training (something required for working in an animal shelter), and i stopped in a grocery store before making the drive back home. when i came back to my car, someone had swiped my side mirror and i don’t even want to think about how much it will cost to get fixed : / there aren’t very many more things, but my next trip to pep boys will be stressful, fer sure.
plus - there’s a guy at work. i’m pretty sure we’re on a collision course to dating and that kind of scares me. #omg
uh okay. just get over it?
wow, great advice anon. really feeling the love tonight.
