- woke up at 7
- dropped my dad off at work
- went to job 1 (delivering dental prosthetics)
- came home to take in the recycling, trash, and yard waste bins
- fixed the cable (me? i know)
- baked a lemon-meringue pie (me? obviously)
- did the dishes
- cleaned the kitchen
- put the sheets back on my bed (not that the past month without them has been unbearable… )
- did a load of laundry
AND i’m going to job 2 (whole foods) at 4:30-10:45
if i could just learn to shove a work out in my schedule, i could very well be in the 2016 olympics. watch out world.
I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before you meet a guy. Must be a rule that there has to be one single guy working. Now if only you would hire a new gay single guy, but where would you find one of those… Hmmmm….. I wonder…
the… internet?! the internet. yep, the internet. that’s my final answer. i have to wonder how every gay guy at work has a partner, too. gay men are not very social creatures (just me? hokay).
whatever. i’m getting cheese fries.
I want a boyfriend and plans to adopt several animals…
Rick Crom, Season 1 Episode 2 of “Louie”, pretty much explaining why I don’t like using the word “faggot”. (via minorfour)
Almost the entire reason why I don’t use “F” the word.
Do you know if he’s gay?
yup, he is gay. yesterday, he was telling me who was gay at our branch and told me: “you know i’m gay, right?” (evidently because i didn’t know another co-worker was), and i was like “YEAHIKNOWDUHOFCOURSEYOU’REGAYOBVIOUSLY.” after an uncomfortable silence and miniature explosion in my brain, i also said, “i’m also gay. glad we had this talk.” then i slapped him on the shoulder like a dude-bro and walked away, which was hard because my foot was in my mouth.
another successful interaction with a man, y’all.
trungles replied to your post: trungles replied to your post: guys there is this…
No, no, it’s way easier to put his dick in your mouth first. It shows initiative, like a confident handshake.
you’re right. what was i thinking?! this is the international gay greeting, after all. zippers down, hands at your side.
hudsonrainsnottheriver replied to your post: trungles replied to your post: guys there is this…
i like this haughthoundstooth person. i like the way they think.
mac’s my roommate from freshman year at college. he’s a genius with an unsinkable sex drive.
TALK TO HIMMM
I am! Of course—but how do we get from casual conversation to “so what color are we gonna paint the walls?”
I think the first step is to put your dick in his mouth.
HALP. NOTHING IN LIFE HAS PREPARED ME FOR WHAT I NEED TO DO NEXT.
well, most of it is related to fixing my car. i drove down to cape cod so i could get canine companion training (something required for working in an animal shelter), and i stopped in a grocery store before making the drive back home. when i came back to my car, someone had swiped my side mirror and i don’t even want to think about how much it will cost to get fixed : / there aren’t very many more things, but my next trip to pep boys will be stressful, fer sure.
plus - there’s a guy at work. i’m pretty sure we’re on a collision course to dating and that kind of scares me. #omg
wow, great advice anon. really feeling the love tonight.