My mom and I are the same person.

  • Me: So today the VP of our region came by to chat with a few of us about what we like and don't like about how things are done.
  • Mom: Oh, cool.
  • Me: Yeah, it was until someone decided to start asking all of these stupid fucking questions.
  • Mom: Like what? What kind of questions they ask?
  • Me: There was this woman who was like 'How do I motivate my 19 year-old son to start working here? He's so difficult to get through to. Do you have any advice?"
  • Mom: Wow. What a self-serving bitch.
  • Me: Exactly.
  • Mom: Like anyone else in that room needed to hear that.
  • Me: Exactly.
  • Mom: What did he say?
  • Me: He told her that she needed to figure it out on her own.
  • Mom: Thank fucking god.
mothernaturenetwork: Photo of the day: Newly hatched Cygnets usher in start of summerA pair of recently hatched cygnets walk along the water’s edge at the Abbotsbury Swannery near Weymouth, England on May 11. The Benedictine Monks who maintained the Abbotsbury Swannery from 1000 AD up to the 1540s believed the first cygnet hatching of the spring, which usually occured between mid-May and late June, signaled the official start of summer.
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Photo of the day: Newly hatched Cygnets usher in start of summer
A pair of recently hatched cygnets walk along the water’s edge at the Abbotsbury Swannery near Weymouth, England on May 11. The Benedictine Monks who maintained the Abbotsbury Swannery from 1000 AD up to the 1540s believed the first cygnet hatching of the spring, which usually occured between mid-May and late June, signaled the official start of summer.